I would like to apologize for not having posted recently, but I am unable to do so. You see, there is a delicate balance in this world that must be maintained by an elite few of us. I can tell you neither the name of this secret organization, nor the elite rank of Lord Captain Commander which I hold in it. My wife’s lengthy posts during our vacation tipped the balance, almost to toppling over. I was forced to abstain from blogging, or an inhabited planet in the Escolian galaxy would have been destroyed. My birthright confers great power upon me, which I must delicately wield.
My silence is being broken a day earlier than is truly safe, but I have important information which needs to be passed along. My fly was down since before lunch. Luckily I am wearing my conservative boxers today. And by fly I mean my zipper, not my fly minion called Rakthor.
2 comments:
Seriously, Matt, you should take up writing. Especially humor writing. Where do you get this stuff? Thanks for making me laugh.
after having such a day as today; i immediately went from giggling to all out bawling uncontrollably at this information. My roommates had no idea why i was having such issues on the couch. upon reading them your blog entry we all were laughing and crying
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